ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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