Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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