Ambien. No doubt about it.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
