that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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