Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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