I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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