I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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