Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I just found a bag of teeth...
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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