was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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