Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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