I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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