hell yes lets make some ravioli
Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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