We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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