Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
