gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
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