wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Randomize
