Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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