When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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