i always forget guys have bellybuttons
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
This house was built for laser tag.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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