He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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