the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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