I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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