So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Just pee around me
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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