party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I need moral support for this bender
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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