when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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