Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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