I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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