I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I want her autograph on my taint
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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