You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Life without a bra equals bliss.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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