Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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