It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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