they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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