i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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