how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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