oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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