the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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