didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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