Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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