We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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