im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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