the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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