he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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