No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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