Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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