I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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