And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
