I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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