So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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