Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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