Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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