FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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