i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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