Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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