Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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