Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
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