a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I think I just shit out all my problems.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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